You can’t wait for them to get home
and you wait and wait like
then they get home and you’re like
& they are taking all the items out of the bags & you’re just waiting for what you asked them for
& then they’re all done & you don’t see what you asked them for anywhere & you ask them like
”umm.. wh-where’s the hotpockets???”
& they’re like
“Ohh shoot! i forgot! next time honey”
& you’re just like
oh, just let me die now!
All right everyone: This is a baby polar bear. That’s all. You can go back to your lives now. Thank you for your time.